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I don’t read FW emails.

Except for those between my hubby and his lawyer. So, if you are not my hubby or his lawyer…don’t even bother sending me FW emails. They go straight to my Deleted Items folder. When I am looking for specific information, I will personally LOOK for it WHEN I need it. I know how to use those search engines, thank you very much. Gerhana bulan ke, gerhana matahari ke, gerhana dalam jiwaku ke, total eclipse of the heart ke. You don’t have to bersusah-payah looking for it on my behalf.

If I (ever) want to look at charred bodies ditemui mati ketika mencuri kinda pictures, I trust Google Malaysia must have loads. So, toksah lah menyusahkan diri spending your time on your slow server sending them to me. I am not interested in giving more glory to those charred bodies yang ditemui mati ketika mencuri or meragut or whatever they enjoyed doing when they were people…not just bodies.

And if you believe in justifications made by some pihak who think they have the power to decide what’s halal and what’s not halal, keep that belief to yourself. Mountain Dew tak boleh minum lah, Brahim’s Rendang tak halal lah, Farmland chicken sausages ada pork lah. You think your sawi you put in the meehoon goreng berbuka yesterday contained no baja taik babi kah? Haiiyaahh! You think the coffee and tea you drink got only halal baja in it ah? Kalau nak kaji sampai ke akar umbi…well, I betcha, you might want to think twice before you touch your sabun mandi.

The bottom line is, I don’t read FW emails especially those with information I don’t need. I decide on what I do with my emails and my time reading or deleting them. Now that YOU know I don’t value your time sending them to me, stuff them somewhere else. Hopefully I won’t see your pictures as charred bodies ditemui mati ketika sibuk memFW emails yang tak de kena mengena dengan dirinya sendiri mahupun dengan the people the emails being forwarded to.