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Papa Ya Papa No!

Saturday, Be jatuh pokok papaya!
Haiiii, I would like to say it was a “tiat not yet broken” [read: “tak patah tiat”]. But really, it was a tiat not even spoken. Tak sempat! Kisahnya, Be had been thinking and planning to petik the papaya on the tree belakang rumah for almost a week. Came Saturday, it had become too tempting for him. So, off he went in socks and runners, a ladder on one shoulder, ready to mempertahankan his papaya from the preying eyes of the squirrels sekelian!

I was watching from the kitchen door, with Kitreena busy melangau in my ears, Mommy this, Mommy that, Mommy Mommy this and that! As Be was going up to the highest point, about 10ft off the ground, he shook the ladder that was against the papaya bark (it’s an old old old papaya tree yang dah bercabang tiga already!) He did so to see if it was safer for him to go higher and to see if the strength of the bark would support the weight – his and the ladder’s.

I opened my mouth to warn Be not to stay up against the bark too long and to stop shaking it. “Babe, don’t shhh….!” And it was then that the brittle bark broke into three pieces! The ladder terjungkit like a see-saw – the base in our backyard, and the top in our neighbor’s. Be fell into the neighbor’s yard, luckily slowly. I held myself from saying anything to give him some time to realize that he just fell off the papaya tree, 10ft high! (In other words, I was speechlessly shocked and scared!)

There were so many fortunate things surrounding the drama, withal. It could very well have been a ‘sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga’ scene. Or Be could have fallen on the sharp rocks that were in the neighbor’s yard. Or even more seriau, there was a metal rod within an inch or two away from where Be had fallen, that could have poked through his chest! For God’s sake, excuse my ghoulish thoughts!

After rubbing his chest, neck, shoulders and arms…Be said, “Blasted papaya! But lucky me! Someone must have been watching over me.” Be escaped with only soreness on his left elbow and a bloody deep scratch on his right shin. Kitreena, being a drama queen, was crying in the background – as she got scared and overly worried to have seen Daddy fall.

I kicked myself for assuming that Be knew what he was doing. While he might have taken all the safety aspects under consideration, he admitted it later that he knew squat about papaya trees. They are not even trees, kalau ikutkan. Just an overgrown herb-type plant. Aren’t they? The ‘bark’ was not only brittle, it was hollow. So, the moral of the story is…bark all you want, but at the right tree, please.

Sunday was a Satay Kajang Day for us all.
Yummy the satay was. But a friend who joined us that day had a yummier story. And that is to be blogged about another day.

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Simple Joy

Have I given you my name card? Or have I at least shown you? Here…if I haven’t done the latter. Let me know, then, if I haven’t done the former. I would like to ‘get rid’ of these name cards, by the way. It hasn’t been easy. Not just because I don’t have that many friends or business contacts, but I printed 1000 pieces of them. So, you can imagine what pleasure it gave me to hand them out to my diploma students last year. Simple joy, eh?

The nawaitu for this post wasn’t at all about this name card yang ditempah khas online. Echeh! I went to three different printers around KL to get something similar to this design, but none had a proper catalogue! “Tengok sini saja laa, ni semua kita sudah buat.” Pointing at the business cards berselerak in the display cabinet. For business’ sake, how much would it take to get a business card holder/album?

Anyway, back to the nawaitu.
I was thinking about this last week. An interesting one, I must say. Especially towards the weekend. Wednesday was my last work load, my mo-ke-Jepang students had their final exam uneventfully (except for the cordless microphone that envied suara lemak merdu ku). Thursday, we threw a surprise birthday mini party for Bibik. The Isetan’s Tiramisu cake was taihen oishi desu! A nice wallet from Ka Cher, pretty hair clips from Sai Lo and his Pak Tor, and a watch from me.

We talked about going to another movie Thursday night, after Bibik’s birthday makan-makan. To watch Mukhsin, of course. But we talked ourselves out of it. Not fair for Bibik. It was her night. Plus we didn’t want to berebut as it was the first day showing. We are going this week when it’s hopefully a bit more quiet. Then only can feeling-feeling, maa. And actually, quietly…I am thinking of my own first-love story. Takut ter-revisit terover-over. Bah!

Friday was uneventful.

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Not Nice

Twice now!
The first time was Tuesday last week. There was this man, wearing a yellow DBKL collared T-shirt and a yellow DBKL cap, ringing the doorbell and ‘scolding’ me nicely about the garbage in the box outside my gate. He claimed that his boss had asked him to take pictures of the garbage left not in plastice bags in my neighborhood and to warn us of dogs making a mess with the trash. He then, at the end told me that the previous tenant used to give him money and some drinks.

The first time, I kinda thanked him for ‘scolding’ me nicely. However, the garbage wasn’t garbage, and I told him that I knew a couple people who would pick the box up and get some use out of the stuff in it (the stuff, by the way, was some leftovers from our successful Garage Sale last month. Besides, no dogs would come close to water bottles, potpourri and salt & pepper dispensers, you think?)

Today, the same guy came again…later in the afternoon. Quarter after 6pm, to be exact. He must have the script memorized, or something. This time, I asked Be to be ‘scolded’. Sure enough, the guy played the same old record. But today, I got smart. I told him in the hey-I-know-you’re-a-spoof kinda tone that my neighborhood is not under DBKL lah mister! We are under MPAJ. And he immediately berbalas pantun with yours truly, that he knows some people at MPAJ and he now, today, was representing the Mosquito Spray department. So, it was his duty to remind us to put garbage in plastic bags.

What the…?
I gave him the ‘talk-to-the-hand’ gesture and walked away, letting Be deal with this DBKL guy. And just as I turned my back, Mr. DBKL asked Be for a cold drink! Be looked at me for a split-second decision, and I looked back in disbelief! I had told Be that he should have expected that line, and he should have known it was coming. Don’t look at me!

At that point, I wasn’t nice anymore. Well, I wasn’t all that nice from the very beginning anyway. That’s just the way I am. I am simply not nice when I know I am being lied to. I am not nice when I am dealing with shams, thank you very much. I saw it the other day, that Mr. DBKL had gone to my neighbor’s house (who just moved in three weeks earlier) and got a RM10 note from her! So, I wasn’t going to give him a chance!

I heard Be said no to his asking for a drink, and I said it was after 6pm Saturday. Mr. DBKL should not have been at our door doing overtime, anyway. And that he could wait for the ‘previous tenant’ to move back to the neighborhood if he so wanted handouts. He ain’t gonna get a drop of piss, nor a penny (poo) from me! Be gone now.

Be wasn’t overly impressed with my rudeness. I wasn’t either. I should have just called the police. Or maybe I should have just set his pants on fire.

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