I just wrote this email to Laurie at WOW! Factor, a corporate event management company in Del Mar, California:
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Dear Laurie,
I was browsing and googling for Wow! Factor in Event Management when I came across your company website. And then I saw this embarrassing spelling error in the ‘About The WOW! Factor’ page:
“… – Protect the pubic against fraud and unfair practices, and promote all practices which bring respect and credit to the profession.”
It should be PUBLIC, don’t you think?
Good day!
Regards,
Enida
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I have nothing against pubic being public. I mean…I am very comfortable with my body, and am not embarrassed mentioning vagina, pubic hair, labia, vulva and anything down under, bottom or behind. And as much as I would like to ‘protect the PUBIC against fraud and unfair practices’, I would really like to promote all practices which bring respect and credit to any profession. That, my dear Laurie, includes the practice of checking one’s spelling before making anything corporate, public.
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With that, I conclude my pubic speaking.
Thank you.
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Questa è Enida 
pubic pubic pubic pubic!!!!