I like everything about winter here in Moscow except for those yellow stains around trees, poles and hedgerows. The yellow stains are really yellow. So yellow that I am convinced dogs do not drink enough water in winter. Anyway, I would like to strongly urge dog-owners to bring a shovel with them when they walk their canine companions. Poop-scooping alone is not enough. Those yellow stains need to be concealed as much as concealing those lines under their eyes. The dog-owners’ eyes, that is. And perhaps Huggies should come up with disposable diapers for dogs and call them Doggies, Dooggies or Duggies. Or something!
Abang Putin! Cepatlah sikit bang! Do lah something. Orang tak tahan dah ni. Eeeeee geliii! Tak kuaserrr! Hannnchenggg!
Postlude:
Thanks to Overstated for the picture of Snow Pee. Rest assured, I would walk 5 to 10 meters away from the yellow stains and there is just no way I would stop to take photos of ’em! Peeeyyyeeewww!
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On the bright yellow side Enida, at least you can mind your steps as you can see di mana hendak menyusun langkah. Kalu kat sini, sedar2 dah pijak jer of bila balik seluar dah berbau.
Kan Wiz! Betul jugak cakap you tu. Malaysia takde rules for the dog-owners to scoop-da-poop. Italy is actually the same way. Nasib baik the sidewalks are all very wide there. So bolehlah menyimpang-nyiur berjalan on the jalan yang dah sedia bersimpang-siur. But Malaysia yang sidewalk nya in the nak-taknak state, lagilah senang pooches sekalian nak berjamban di mana suka.
cry for help kepada abang putin tu yang tak tahan tu…adakah abang putin akan datang ngan costume spender di luarnyer? heheheheheeh.
Abang Putin, kalau datang pakai apa pun takper. Ehem! Spender katak ke, sluor katok ke, leotard ke, helmut ke. Yang luar kat dalam and yang dalam kat mana-mana pun boleh. Cepatlah banggg! Ohhh meghenyammm!
Ewwwww! Yuckiesss!
It’s disgusting! Actually in sub-zero temperature ni taklah terbau akan kehancingan air kencing anjing-anjing tersebut. Apatah lagi ianya terus beku sebaik sahaja menyentuh salji. But the kekuningan warnanya membuatkan ia kelihatan sangat pekat, haring dan tajam serta menusuk hidung kalah simbahan asid. I would rather being locked in a kedai getah skrap for a day than menghidu kehancingan the yellow stain for a second! Bluwwwegghhh! 😦