Questa è Enida

Upon request and blackmail from some friends and readers who almost killed their cats because of their curiosity, I am going to decode this Tokyo Tokyu Drift conversation I had the other day with my sisters.

KaCher:
Moshi-moshi! Genki des ka?

Enida:
Watashi wa genki des. Anatawa? Tsudaku brekufast todaiwa des ka? Watashino brekufast ishi kamingo anohito in shi hours. Ngeeeeee!
[I am doing good. You? Sudah breakfast today kah? My breakfast is coming in four hours. Ngeeeeee!]

KaCher:
Ii des ne. Watashimo genki des. Keku ne mada tabe mas, puasa des yo.
[That’s good. I am doing good too. But then no eating, I am fasting.]

Enida:
So des ka? Suka ne! Anatano koibito yo puasa oso des ka? Sahuri ka iyyek ka tadi ne? Watashiwa imajin ni yo panat habishi ichi hari nga eto bubuka puasa des yo! Haru ko!
[Oh iyakah? Suka nya! Is your loved one fasting also? Sahur kah tidak tadi ni? I imagine penat habis satu hari hingga berbuka puasa. Haru ngko!]

Enida:
Sumi masen, iyyek ‘panat’. ‘Panatsu’ ne! Sumi masen, sumi masen.
[Sorry, bukan ‘panat’. ‘Panatsu’ lah! Sorry, sorry.]

Enida:
Chakuri Parasu no bubuka puasa todaiwa des ka? Chengi’ Madam Kwan-no Nasi Bojari oishi tabe mashta hari to ka?
[Chakri Palace punya tempat kah berbuka puasa today? Lepas itu Madam Kwan punya Nasi Bojari sedap kah makan hari tu?]

Petto:
Watashiwa peko peko des. 😦
[I am hungry.]

KaCher:
*Enida San, Madam Kwan’s damei des ne, iyyek, oishi sen desh ta. Chengi’ mamak wa iki des hehe. Anatawa doshte taihen panatsu des ka?
[Cik Enida, Madam Kwan’s teruk lah, tidak, kesedapan tiada. Lepas itu, mamak saya pergi hehe. You must be very penat, kan?]

Enida:
KaCher San, watashiwa tsuda waraninji to anata. Et to, Madam Kwan-no tabe… dame des yo! Amboishi ye! Watashiwa taihen panatsu da wei-tinjio wa iki Mareisha des. Keku taihen teiru-ja e homisiku, watashi ratsu mo nan-jisi yo. Tiketto boto tsuda ne. Keku kenotowa ribiru ono hiru Fesubuki. Nan ite yo sms. Kenoto wei-tinjio to seiyo “Tadaimaaaaa!”
[Cik Kak, saya sudah warning sama awak. Kalau begitu, Madam Kwan punya makanan… teruk lah oi! Amboi sherr! Saya sangat penat sudah waiting mau pergi Malaysia lah. Tapi sangat teruja dan homesick, saya rasa mau nangis oi. Ticket bought sudah ni. Tapi cannot reveal on here Facebook. Nanti ye sms. Cannot waiting to say “Aku sudah pulangggg!”]

KaCher:
Watashiwa wakari mashtaaaa. 🙂 Woohoo! Et to…haiyaku kamu bekku yo.
[I understooooooood. 🙂 Woohoo! Kalau begitu… cepatlah come back tau!]

Ainiru:
Ohayooooooo!!! Anoooo… watashino nihon go wa, barabuku des. Watashi wa ima in Kuantan des. Tabemashta brekufastu in Gambang aru en aru (R&R). Tottemo oisshiii nasiku remaku! Enida San.. amboishi? Muahahahaaa. Tottemo kawaiii ne!
[Selamat pagiiii! Guys…my Japanese is berabuk lah. I am in Kuantan ni. Dah makan breakfast in Gambang R and R (R&R). Absolutely sedap nasi lemak! Cik Enida… amboishi? Muahahahaaa. Absolutely comel tu!]

Enida:
Ihi ihi ihi ihi watashino susitaru! Tottemo suka ne!
[Ihi ihi ihi ihi saya punya sisters! Absolutely suka (hati) ni!]

KaCher:
Ainiru San, watashino nihon go mo karamu kobutto ne hehe. Et to Enida San no nihon go wa, tottemo muzukashi des ne. Damei damei sher!
[Cik Adik, my Japanese pun kelam kabut ni hehe. Kalau begitu, Cik Enida punya Japanese ha, absolutely difficult tak hingat. Teruk teruk sher!]

Enida:
Tottemo da esoki?
[Absolutely dah esok eh?]

KaCher:
Sumi masen Enida San…Nan ni?
[Sorry, Cik Enida… apakah?]

Enida:
KaCher San, tottemo daisuki, mada da esoki. Dorae mo emm!
[Cik Kak, absolutely love it, mana ada esok eh. Doremon!]

KaCher:
Muahaha! Anatawa taihen karakaru des ne!
[Muahaha! Awak sangat kelakar lah!]