Questa è Enida

Sayang baca apa tu?

Buku citer lah.

Sayaaang…

Iyer.

Abang ada soalan ni.

Tanya lah.

Sayaaannnggg…

*letak buku* Okay kay kay. Shoot baby!

Not yettt. Tunggu lah warm up dulu. Sayang niii.

Ishhh! Tsk. Abang niii… ask away je lah. Ngader.

Abang ada soalan about grammar ni tau.

Okaaay.

Kalau Abang nak guna past tense, boleh ada have tak?

You mean simple past tense?

Eh, ada simple ada complicated ke sayang?

Hehehe. Takde lah. Just that kalau Abang nak describe things in the past, ada dua. Simple past dengan present perfect.

Tsk. Alaaaahhh, complicated lah sayang.

All right right right, ignore that. Apa soalan Abang tadi tu, boleh ada have tak?

Ha’ah. Boleh guna have tak?

Contoh ayat please?

For example kalau Abang kata, “I have done you.”

Errrkkk? You mean, “I have done it to you” ke?

No. Simply “I have done you.”

Errr… well, that is present perfect. Yes, boleh guna have kat situ. Tapi…

Dari segi grammar betul tak?

Mmm grammatically, well… betul tu betul. But the sentence, “I have done you” has its own connotation. Ada makna lain tau.

Tauuu. But we’re not talking about the meaning of the statement. Abang nak tau ayat tu betul tak grammar nya.

Betul tu betul sebenarnya.

Tapi?

Takde lah tapi. It’s just that, guna lah ayat contoh like, “I have done it” ke, “I have done it with you” ke “for you” ke.

Eleh! Suka hati Abang lah ayat Abang. Hehehe. And the truth is, the statement is not true. I haven’t done you in three weeks kan?

Wellllll, you were away for three weeks! Hehehe.

But tomorrow morning kan sayang, grammatically… can I say, “I have done you last night?”

Nope. Tak boleh. That’s not grammatical. Sebab kalau Abang sebut ‘last night’ tu, Abang kena guna, “I did you last night” instead. Tak boleh have done.

Oh okay. So esok pagi the statement “I did you last night” will be grammatical lah ye sayang?

Yup. *dengan wajah tak bersalah dan sangat confident*

But will it be factual? *dengan wajah serious dan formal*

Hah? *dengan wajah seperti PC yang dah lama tak upgrade*

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ni lah yang Abang rindu sayang nihhh tiga minggu.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Abanggg! You tricked meee! Menchiii tauuu!

I missed you too. Hehehehe.

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