Questa è Enida

I read a status on Facebook today that made me take really deep breaths after shaking my head in pity. There is just so much negativity floating around, it is worse that the worst haze!

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But more than anything, what the person wrote was nothing but airing his own dirty laundry. And I was immediately thinking of an analogy…

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So if you fart in public, (seriously!) because there is just no way you can hold the gas, do you yell, “EXCUSE ME! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! I FARTED! I JUST DID! THANK YOU.” Do you? Let say your fart is the silent-killer kind of fart. The kind you can’t tell coming until it chokes you to death. And you are gone in 2.571 seconds. Seriously, do you make an announcement that it was YOU who farted the farting stinky fart?

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You don’t.

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There are things you don’t make public. There are things you don’t tell. Or shouldn’t. You are just a human, let’s get over it. You fart. When things get worse, you fart liquid. The worst… solid. Regardless of the output, you fart. You fart because you cannot NOT fart. Or you’ll be floating in the air just like the negativity that is floating around worse than the worst haze. And you are worse because you will explode if you don’t fart.

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I digress, yes, but seriously… can we just focus on the solutions? If you live your life without problems – or what I would rather call challenges, you won’t achieve anything. I am trying very hard to not to say, “If you don’t want challenges in life, go die.” I don’t have the heart to say that. Let me just say this:

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If you don’t want to fart, don’t eat.

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