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Washamacallit?

Washaaaaa!

 

I can, if I don’t kill myself first doing it, talk and write about laundry until all the cows and their boys come home. That much, I know about myself, I tell ya. And it’s not like I haven’t talked and written enough about dirty laundry already. But this one particularly laundry-related area is hard to hog all to myself. If you are like me who get nervous when garments do not come with washing instructions tag, this is probably a prized-possession laundry-related blog-post everrrr!

 

Postlude:
If you would like a pdf or jpeg copy of this Washing Instruction Symbols, please do not hesitate to email me and ask me nicely, okay. I repeat, ask me nicely. *giggle giggle* I’m off for now… wondering how nicely you can be. I shall change my Facebook status to:

Enida Supian-Johnson has gone wondering.

 

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Name On You!

Enida and KaCherDo you look back, recall, reminisce, and remember? I do. Though I don’t look back as often as I should, reminisce as much as I would like to… I do remember a lot of things. I remember songs and lyrics, I remember movies and scenes, I remember events and emotions. And I do remember names and faces. In fact, since my memory capacity has everything to do with my facts, I remember names mostly. Some more vivid than others. And some longer than the rest.

 

But the name Koo (or is it Khoo?) Chong Teng always brings me back to that chubby smiley face. Everytime he smiled, his eyes would form two straight horizontal lines. I always imagined, with that baby-face he must’ve smelled like Johnson&Johnson baby powder too. He was, by the way, one of the Bintang RTM contestants in the same year with Rohana Jalil if I am not mistaken. Since I don’t particularly like the type of voice that vibrates too much, Koo Chong Teng was never my favorite. (Ruhil Amani’s voice is worse!) But Koo Chong Teng’s Melaka-speak made me sit up straight in front of the TV. Loved it!

 

And then there was Ferri Anugerah Makmur, of course. I still hum his “Bila Janji Itu Mungkir” number to this day. And that, mind you, has nothing to do with his invitation last month for us to work together on a charity project. Well, like Koo Chong Teng’s, I found Ferri Anugerah Makmur’s smiles to be memorable – for lack of a better word. But the name itself, has been memorable. Oh darn! I forgot to ask him the burning question my friends have been bugging my mind with. That is, if he got teased when he was a boy, especially by people from Penang. With a unique name like his, I am pretty sure patience would be his virtue, or rather his anugerah (gift), if he did get teased. But somehow, I always look at his name as the English  fairy rather than the Malay feri.

 

Budiman Perwira Negara bin Husin. Yes, it is a real name. Not in a short story in the Mastika or Sarina magazines in the 70’s and 80’s, or the likes. This form-four boy was a junior to a form-five me at Abu Bakar School Temerloh Pahang when I did my (equivalent to) grade 10 and 11 back then. A good boy, he was. Always a leader, and always a friendly and an approachable leader.

 

I first heard of the name Budiman Perwira Negara in my Biology class, mentioned by my Biology teacher whose name was Noor Sinaran Chaya binti Dolkefflee. She believed her father had mispelled the Chaya part and meant it to be Cahaya instead. (I just Googled the name, and what d’ya know… Puan Noor Sinaran Chaya has her own tuition center now.) And uh, Puan Noor Sinaran Chaya was also the one who found a ‘secret admirer’ letter I wrote to Mr. Armia, accidentally slipped into my Biology workbook which I never intended to mail! Auwww I kantoi big time!

 

Roslan Burok is another name I will never forget. If you (the 50’s, 60’s and early 70’s babies) noticed, this name always appeared the longest on the credit roll Drama Minggu Ini slot Sunday evenings. That was because he was the producer of many of those drama episodes. Roslan Burok was the talented culprit who made us down our dinner after the sundown prayers as if the kitchen were closing or tornado were coming! I never understood how it worked back then, but from my observation, whenever ND Lala was on the slot, Roslan Burok’s name never failed to be there. Like the one that featured ND Lala and Haslina Kamsan in Pisang Udang, ND Lala and Marlia Musa in Nasinya Tumpah. I am not sure about ND Lala and Liza Abdullah in Penghujung Rindu, though. Anyway, I remember wondering how Roslan Burok looked like. I never saw any picture. Not then, not ever. Or shall I say with some hope, not yet? 

 

This next name, by now is mentioned back-to-back as it also came up in my previous post for her sunglasses-hair-band. The name is none other than Noorkumalasari. Is it really her given name? It surely isn’t my given name, although I was going to give myself the same name when I was five. I even went to the extent of striking out “Enida” on the back of my portable green blackboard my dad bought me for kindergarten. It was a good thing that no permanent marker pen was left laying around in that ‘745-U-Lorong-Dua-Kampung-Jana-Baru’ house back then. My Mom made me wash off the name Noorkumalasari which I wrote with a yellow chalk, and to add salt to my wound, she had to come up with a spin-off to Noorkumalasari’s name: Noorkumalassekali! I cried my eyeballs out and it felt like Jiman died his 5th death!

 

I moved on. It took me a while, but I moved on. From kindergarten to primary school. And from Noorkumalasari to other new names like Asmahani Hussein, Gaya Zakry, Marilu Henner, Mia Farrow, Charlie’s Angels (which I first thought was a woman’s name – I wasn’t aware of the apostrophe-‘s’), Marrisa Haque, Lydia Kandou, Sharmila Tagore, and many more before I got to know Parveen Babi… who made me want to keep my name. So, Enida it was. Enida it has been and Enida it is to this day.

 

I moved on to the name Lawrence. This name always flashes one specific picture of the very first Lawrence I ever got to know in my life. He was a janitor at the school I went to between the age of 6 and 12, that is All Saints’ School in Kamunting, Taiping, Perak. I never understood what his position was. Heck, I didn’t understand much back then. Like why we were given food at school (just bring your empty Tupperware container) and why it never tasted better than my Mom’s cooking. I gave it up to a friend after a month. But all I knew about Lawrence was that he was the man to chase after if we needed balls, hoola hoops, benches, garbage bins, and even a bicycle pump if needs be. And of course you hunt him down all around the school, sent by your class teacher, if kids berak in their pants and left some free fertilizer to be scooped by Lawrence. Lawrence must have saved a lot of school’s money allocated for fertilizers.

 

And now that I have moved on and am waaaayyyyy away from school years, I have come to realize that the only other Lawrence I got to know after Lawrence the Janitor of All Saints would be the Lawrence of Arabia. I know no other Lawrence’s ever since. I doubt there would be any Lawrence of Siberia waiting for me out here either.

 

And then, no doubt, there are names that tell their stories for some other days like… (in alphabetical order):

  • Agnes Puyaoan
  • Appukuthi
  • Azman Miskon
  • Dhoruri Razali
  • Diana Nasution
  • Ellibin Gentingon
  • Emilia Contessa
  • Ikhwan Nazli Ibrahim
  • Jason Rutherford
  • Julio Alzate
  • Kanang Anak Langkau
  • Khairuddin Ayip
  • Khoo Sin Nya
  • Lai Voon Ping
  • Maskuri
  • Peter Dicky Lee
  • Ramblan
  • Sasising @Jasrim Matahil
  • Shu Kar Weng
  • Suri Azura Jamaluddin
  • Tally Savalas
  • Tan Choong Wing
  • Vasantharajan
  • Wim Blauw
  • Yusniza Abdullah
  • Zul Zamri Zamanhuri

 

I know you have names that have stuck with you as well over the years. Names that have traveled with you far east, farther east and then west, with or without a compass. Names that have been the ones you keep Googling, wondering if you have soared higher or stooped lower than. And names which have brought smiles to the thoughts of your innocence that you’ve named silliness. You are not that innocent anymore. So don’t be silly! Reminisce today.

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Tag Along Now

I've Got The Powahhh!1. Bekas kekasih saya adalah:
A man in the uniform (oooh hemsem!), an actor, a doctor and a contractor. No! No generator had ever become my ex. I got my own power supply, babe! Hehe.

 

2. Saya sedang mendengar:
Si Volvieras a Mi – Josh Groban. Yes, I confess… no matter how much I do not like Spain or anything Spanish.

 

3. Mungkin saya patut
Do dishes or ironing. But I can’t see any piling up yet.

 

4. Saya suka:
Harum rambut anak-anak saya selepas mandi, I tell them that’s what heaven smells like.

 

5. Sahabat-sahabat baik saya:
Cik Nan, Cik Rome, Chin, Lisa, Tuan Nor, Londt, Bibik.

 

6. Saya tak faham:
How English can be taught using Bahasa. It’s like teaching Tamil using Tagalog. Or using Add Maths syllabus to teach Sejarah.

 

7. Saya kehilangan:
Kata-kata. Not.

 

8. Ramai yang berkata:
Gigi saya putih se’sangat. (Itulah kelebihan Fab buku baru!)

 

9. Makna nama saya:
Stubborn (according to my Omani friends). My dad meant for me to be a writer like Enid Blyton. Enid B dah ada. So I am Enid A.

 

10. Cinta itu adalah:
“Cinta? Huh cinta untuk aku. Tubuh untuk orang lain?” – Ali Setan (1985)

 

11. Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang:
Menyesal kerana telah melepaskan peluang untuk mengajak saya bercoffee-coffee dengan beliau semasa saya melawat beliau kali terakhir di Sarang Helang.

 

12. Saya akan cuba:
To minimize saying, “Could you pleeeeease hurry it up, Kitreena Enida Johnson!”

 

13. Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud:
“Pabila kudengar suaramu nun di kalbu
inginku menanti senyuman manismuuuu
ku pasti dirimu terkenangkan suaraku
usahlah kau menafikan cinta yang terpendam
sesama kitaaa…”
SELAMANYA by Innuendo.

 

14. Telefon bimbit saya:
Ada dua. Both are RAZR2 V9 Mahogany. Did you just ask why?

 

15. Bila saya terjaga dari tidur:
There is always a man staring at me by the bedside waiting to say, “The son is up, Mom!” I am pretty sure he means the sun.

 

16. Saya paling meluat apabila:
A person expresses nothing but his/her negative thoughts. My Mom used to say, “Kata-kata itu satu doa. You say bad things, you get bad things.”

 

17. Pesta/Parti adalah:
Parti Tupperware lah nang best skali dalam dunia.

 

18. Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah:
My daughter’s bear, Vel. It’s a he.

 

19. Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah:
Bila cukup.

 

20. Hari ini:
July 25, 2009 dunia kehilangan a rare diamond – Yasmin Ahmad. May she rest in peace. Seperti kata Ebiet: “Kematian hanyalah tidur panjang, maka mimpi indahlah engkau…”

 

21. Malam ini saya akan:
Tunggu datangnya pagi.

 

22. Esok pula saya akan:
Go walking with the kids to get some ice-cream at the park. It’s Sunday, their ice-cream day. I don’t do ice-cream. Bad for my teeth.

 

23. Saya betul-betul inginkan:
That little house on the Prairie where I can take my Mom for a stroll in the morning to see that straight line between heaven and earth. The horizon.

 Hay ya Prairie field!

 

24. Ketika saya lihat wajah saya di hadapan cermin pagi ini:
I knew I have been blessed with a good heart. So what if my words are misinterpreted.

 

25. Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan:
Karrinyup Mall Perth for its Wheel and Barrow. Sahara Center Dubai for its space. Jusco Cheras Selatan for its Green Box. Subang Parade for its memories. And of course, Alamanda for a wrong reason. (Shut up, girls!) Arked permainan? Arked-arked ni tak mainlah!

 

26. Makanan Barat atau Jepun:
Either. But only if they are authentic. California Sushi Roll is bastardization at its best.

 

27. Bilik yang terang atau gelap:
Bilik gelap yang hanya diterangi oleh cahaya kasihmu. Woohooo! How’s that for a hopeless romantic?

 

Grape the bananas!

28. Makanan segera adalah:
When no heating, stirring, cutting, or waiting required. Bananas and grapes lah. Not taik gigi!

 

29. Ayat terakhir yang anda katakan pada seseorang?
Good night luv.

 

30. Siapa yang anda mahu tag?
Ahau Dee, Cik Nan, KaCher, Serene Reen and Wiz

 

 

Thanks Nina, for wagging tagging.

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Touching Stories

And there she was, telling us the very stories we had been scared to tell ourselves. She was one of them and yet to us she belonged, and among us she stayed… to touch only the touchable souls.

 

The Storyteller is no more. Only her stories now. Rest well then, my Storyteller. While we tell your stories as well as ours, the way you have taught us to. True only to our touchable souls.

 

 

Singaporean Muallaf

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Yasmin Ahmad

I am frantically clicking on the F5 (Refresh) button on my lappy every two minutes here to see more updates on Yasmin Ahmad’s condition. As frantic as I am, praying for the best of what life and Yasmin Ahmad both have for each other to offer. To have and to hold. Hang in there Kak Yasmin. The way life has… to your beautiful soul.

 

The Star Online Updates on Yasmin Ahmad

 

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Siapa Gerangan

This entry today is dedicated to that special someone in or near Sri Kembangan or Cheras Selatan who has been reading my blog for many moons. Thank you. I know on weekdays around 0800 or 0830hrs, your eyes would be on my silent words. And to you, another special someone in Johor Bahru who would do the same… I’m glad to be read by you. This morning, like yesterday morning. And many mornings sudah. And of course you too, my special someone in Auckland. (Dee! I know lah it’s you.)

 

But who’s there in Wellington eh?
And who is in Pasig, Rizal (The Philipines)?
Now who is it there in Bandar Penggaram, Johor?
Would you – the one in Puchong, Selangor, leave me a comment someday?

 

The thing that makes it a challenge to kind of guess who and where you are, my special readers, is the FeedJit locator who insists that Sri Kembangan is in Negeri Sembilan. Kajang too is in Negeri Sembilan. Bangi has also been attacked,  conquered by Negeri Sembilan and is no longer in Selangor.  Kota Bharu has been moved to Perak. And I have been worried if Johor Bahru would soon be moved to Singapore… near Signature Park, Toh Tuck Road maybe! FeedJit is, with it’s ralat sifar and all, not overly accurate.

 

But you know who you are, and you know where you are.

 

To my dear readers in Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan  – wherever in Kuala Lumpur you are: Titiwangsa, Bangsar Puteri, TTDI, Wangsamaju, Bandar Pusat Damansara, Bukit Gasing, Istana Budaya, Pesiaran U-Thant, Jalan Binjai, Ampang Hilir, Lorong Chong Khoon Lin, Jalan Watan 1, Gleneagles Intan, or Bandar Manjalara… I send you some Moscow cool morning breeze this morning. And tomorrow morning. And all the mornings, noons and evenings when you come and sit by me at Questa è Enida.

 

Spasiba bolshoi.

 

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If

I have learned that…

If you can’t beat them with your wisdom,
destroy them with your kindness.

Enida
July 20, 2009

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Numbed

Numbed

 

To know the artist of the painting above is a privilege for me. At one time in the year 2000, when we were talking about numbness, as artists usually do… he said very little. The next time I saw him, he just handed me this piece – a simple blue-black Hero ink on paper done in half an hour. I asked him if he had given it a title, he said he was still talking about numbness in his head when he painted it. Thus the spilled ink was his thoughts. I am now reading it everyday in Moscow. Every drop. I have persuaded him to keep on painting the way he has persuaded me to keep on writing. Let me know if I should reveal his real name in my next post, will ya?

 

November Rains  Selamanya  Belaian Jiwa

 

Postlude:
You already know his brother.

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Cheng Ho Em Ho?

Oooookayyy! Enough of my appetizing and tentalizing everyone with my Cheng Ho adventure. Yes, I went back to Wangsa Delima to give Amy Search, his Mr. Doorknob and the chain-locked door a second chance. Since I claimed myself as a non-judgemental person that I am… I do honor my words. I did. I gave ME a second chance.

 

My Lil Sis and I ordered:
1. Steamed Siakap Cheng Ho Style
2. Crab Salted Eggs
3. Tofu in Sizzling Plate
4. Kailan Belacan

 

Let’s just say all the positively good things first aye? The verdict:

Crab in Salted Eggs SauceThe best dish was Crab Salted Eggs! It is worth going back to Cheng Ho for, I must vote. With its rich sauce coating the fresh and sweet crabs, it was very different from what I have had. I am not sure if the original Chinese version would use karipulai the way many restaurants in this country would prepare Butter Prawns. But I am in the acceptance of Malaysianized Chinese dishes here. I’ll order this when I am in Beijing next.

 

Cheng Ho Steamed SiakapThe other three dishes were so-so. The Steamed Siakap was nothing more than a steamed fish with some poured-on asam pedas-like sauce. We didn’t enjoy bites of under-cooked chili sauce or gravy with the chili seeds still crunchy. There wasn’t any taste to begin with, let alone to finish with. Maybe we should’ve gone for fried Siakap instead of steamed. But it was supposed to be a matter of sauce, of course.

 

Tofu in Sizzling PlateThe Tofu in Sizzling Plate was nothing to brag about – a bit too runny for us, and we did not fancy the frozen vegetables (diced carrots, corns and green peas) in it! I usually associate those frozen bagged vegies with cheap fried rice at cheap restaurants. And oh, was the sizzling plate supposed to be sizzling when it got to our table? If it was, it uh… didn’t.

 

Kailan BelacanFor the Kailan Belacan, I think the most polite way for me to put it is that it was not as memorable as the same plate you can get at Bangi Golf Resort, Bandar Baru Bangi. Perhaps it wasn’t Chinese enough for a comparison, but not many Kailan Belacans can go wrong. While this one at Cheng Ho did not go wrong, it didn’t go home with me for its taste either. I wouldn’t shout about how ordinary it was, nor was it something to shout about.

 

When we got the bill of RM122.22, Lil Sis and I were more excited about the nice number 12222 it amounted to than the big tapau bag Lil Sis was taking home. Uh, naaa… none for me thanks. I was by then very very excited about a phone call from my bestfriend, Chin, dinner with another bestfriend, Lish (at a restaurant in front of Mrs. X’s house) and breakfast at the Lawn with another bestfriend, Tuan Nor, the next morning. Told ya I was fully booked!

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Cheng Em Ho

This is not intended as a free publicity for Amy Search’s restaurant – negative or otherwise. As personal as this blog is, this post is my way of documenting my own view. And since my comment on Facebook: “Enida is disappointed with Cheng Ho Restaurant”  triggered quite a few curious responses, I thought I should write the whole story. The whole true story. My truth. Nothing but the truth – Enida’s version.

 

Wednesday July 8th, I called the restaurant at 03-4149 6094 to make a reservation for five people for lunch on Friday July 10th at 1230hrs. Not only that I had to repeat myself four times with the date, the day and time we were coming, I had to state the date, the day and the time and the number of people the reservation was for. There! I even repeated myself here! That’s how annoyed I still am with the whole experience. But behold! They do NOT take reservation for less than 8 pax. Thank you very much!

 

Yes, you heard me right. If you are heading to the restaurant, located at the commercial area right behind Wangsamaju Carrefour, you either walk in or gather 7 other people who coincidentally feel like eating Islamic Seafood at the same time as you do. Otherwise, try to guess when they are not busy. Also, yes… you can walk in without any drop of sweat under you arms if you can find parking around the area. The best is to just park at Carrefour and walk down – if it is not raining.

 

But again, behold! I am not writing this just because I had an annoying conversation with the doorknob Amy Search hired to take calls at his restaurant. I don’t give up that easily. So I gathered two sisters, two kids, a husband and a maid to Cheng Ho Restaurant on Friday July 10th at 1215hrs even though we were short of one person to make the quorum. And guess what? The restaurant was CLOSED! Imagine if I had gathered 8 people and the reservation was made.

 

What Mr. Doorknob did not tell me on the phone – after repeatingly asking me the day, the date and the time I was coming – was that Cheng Ho Restaurant only opens between 1700-2300hrs on Fridays! (That is 5pm-11pm ladies and gentlemen! Where got lunch?) But why oh why did Mr. Doorknob say nothing when I said I would have liked to come for lunch on a Friday? Hello? Anybody there?

 

I can rationalize that he might have forgotten that they don’t open for lunch on Fridays. Yeah right! It is, after all, a Chinese Islamic Seafood restaurant. The Seafood might want to do their last Friday prayers in China before being grilled and end up on my plate. Completely understandable! Or maybe, just maybe, Mr. Doorknob just got hired by Amy Search on the very day I happened to be calling. He hadn’t worked long enough to know Friday lunch is non-existent. And I can give this Mr. Doorknob, Mr. Amy Search and the restaurant all the benefit of the doubt I want, to soften the impact of my own disappointment. Yes, I can. But hey, you don’t get a second chance to make a good first impression you know.

 

So there I was, standing in front of Cheng Ho Chinese Islamic Seafood Restaurant at 1215hrs on Friday having gathered two sisters, two kids, a husband and a maid… praying that maybe, just maybe someday I would gather enough interest in Cheng Ho Restaurant again. Or maybe, just maybe… I should do that before I leave for Moscow this Wednesday – just to prove to myself that Cheng Ho is after all… ’em ho’. 

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